Santa water

We just received this mail, were not sure what we are dealing with here. Any help is useful.

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From: Eric Anderson
Date: Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 10:49 PM
Subject: What is Santa Water?
To: Pyramid Info

Hello.

This happened to me a few days ago:

I woke up around noon and found a plastic bottle of insipid sweetish liquid. I found it next to my bed where it was in a cupboard along with one of my own mugs and a piece of paper with instructions on it. The instructions mostly said “Drink Santa Water” over and over again. The bottle looked like a soda bottle except that it was formed like a pyramid and was manufactured in a material similar to glass. The content reminded me most of diluted milk. During a few days I drank all of the liquid. Then I was ready for a new journey.

The bottle tried to burn me up as best it could but at all times remained a lump of molten plastic, which I put in the trash bin.

After drinking the last sip of Santa Water, I became living dead in 3 seconds. I returned but I was born outside of time. Died again drinking Santa Water from a red hose… Lived for 5 seconds, woke up dead…
I decided to never again drink santa water. All santa water must be cooked until its reach is fully gone!

I then remembered that I didn’t know what santa water is!!!

So, please help me.. Does anyone know what santa water is?, who makes it? who sells it?

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